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爛gag五個

卡臣 於 2010-02-25 00:00:00 發表  |  累積瀏覽 442

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爛gag五個

近日從朋友口中聽到幾個爛gag,想同大家分享一吓。如 閣下有多餘時間,不妨一看,但唔包保會笑得出。

(一)
男友問:「我第一次見妳父母,應該買乜嘢送俾佢哋呢?」
女友心諗:媽媽愛吃花膠、爸爸愛吃朱古力。
女友答:「你買 花膠、朱古力。」
男友:「知道。」
結果男友買了一盒「花街朱古力」去拜訪女友父母。

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(二)
問:阿John、阿Paul、阿Tom,邊一個男仔英文名最多人用呢?
答:……唔知喎,
問:答案係阿Paul,因為「保羅大眾」(普羅大眾)。

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(三)
問:阿Ann、阿Kat、阿May,邊一個最有機會升職呢?
答:……唔知喎,
問:答案係阿May,因為「阿May升Grade」(Amazing Grace)。

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(四)
問:陳豪、林峰、黃宗澤,邊一位男藝員最支持環保呢?
答:……唔知喎,
問:答案係林峰,因為「育樹林峰」(玉樹臨風)。

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(五)
陳先生去到一間印度餐廳,走到門前的餐廳接待員,
餐廳接待員:「先生幾多位?有無訂枱?」
陳先生:「有無 魚生 呀?」
接待員雙眼一睜,印度餐廳點會有魚生賣?
餐廳接待員:「對唔住,無呀。」
陳先生:「魚生喎,are you sure?」
餐廳接待員:「先生,真係無魚生呀。」
陳先生死死地氣走開,行埋一邊打電話,兩分鐘後回來。
陳先生:「我call咗朋友,佢話佢有訂枱喎,」
餐廳接待員:「咁你朋友貴姓?」
陳先生:「佢姓余,我頭先咪問妳有無『余生』囉?」



如果十個「爛」是滿分,請俾「爛」。

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講爛gag都係想博大家一想啫,希望大家嚟個甜蜜微笑。

Sweetest Smile – Black

I think my heart must be made of clay,
'cause everyone said it would be broken someday.
And now I've come to that fateful day,
So I sit on the floor
With my head in my hands

And don't tell me how to make it pay,
I write a new song every day.
I just wish I was made of wood,
I might not feel pain,
Even if I should, even if I should,
If I should.

The sweetest smile that ever did
Melt the pats in the butter dish,
And if you could have believed in me,
I swear to God
I'd have made damn sure.

Our hearts were warm, and glad with wine.
I'd keep the doors locked all the time.
I just wish I was made of wood,
You might not seem glad,
Even if you should, even if you should,
If you should, if you should,
If you should.

I think my heart must be made of clay,
'cause everyone said it would be broken someday.
Seems like I have come to that fateful day,
So I sit on the floor
With my head in my hands,
With my head in my hands.
If I should, if I should,
If I should, uh if I should.


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