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呃你十五秒

卡臣 於 2010-06-22 00:00:00 發表  |  累積瀏覽 501

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呃你十五秒

(一)
超級市場內,一對情侶推著購物車買餸,女的打開冰櫃。
男:「吖,唔知有無雨落呢?」
女:「呢度室內,點知出面有無落雨呀?」
男:「我問妳冰櫃裡面有無乳酪呀。」
女:「………」

(二)
泳池旁邊的太陽椅上,兩名大隻佬躺著曬太陽。一個胸肌勁、一個腹肌靚。
胸肌佬:「乜你兩隻腳一條毛都無架,會唔會有病呀?」
腹肌佬:「乜嘢病呢?」
胸肌佬:「『無毛病』囉!」
腹肌佬:「yeah!我咁正常,無毛病。」
胸肌佬:「……」

(三)
兩名打工仔在快餐店吃lunch,一個四眼、一個禿髮。
四眼:「唉~ 我公司部電腦Block哂facebook、msn、微博,好慘呀!」
禿髮:「好彩我公司電腦無block嘢唧。」
四眼:「吓!你公司電腦無block嘢?」
禿髮:「梗係啦!電腦係死物,點『扑嘢』呀?」
四眼:「……」

點解題目叫「呃你十五秒」?相信答案都呼之欲出,Sorry!呃了大家寶貴的十五秒,唔好意思。




講起食字,我記得1998年,有一套外國電影,講戰亂中的薩拉熱窩。香港發行商把中文戲名譯做《殺啦!熱鍋上的螞蟻》,渾然天成。


Miss Sarajevo - U2 & Luciano Pavarotti

Is there a time for keeping your distance
A time to turn your eyes away
Is there a time for keeping your head down
For getting on with your day

Is there a time for kohl and lipstick
A time for curling hair
Is there a time for high street shopping
To find the right dress to wear

Here she comes
Heads turn around
Here she comes
To take her crown

Is there a time to run for cover
A time for kiss and tell
Is there a time for different colours
Different names you find it hard to spell

Is there a time for first communion
A time for East Seventeen
Is there a time to turn to Mecca
Is there time to be a beauty queen

Here she comes
Beauty plays the clown
Here she comes
Surreal in her crown

Dici che il fiume
Trova la via al mare
E come il fiume
Giungerai a me
Oltre i confini
E le terre assetate
Dici che come il fiume
Come il fiume...
L'amore giungerà
L'amore...
E non so più pregare
E nell'amore non so più sperare
E quell'amore non so più aspettare

Is there a time for tying ribbons
A time for Christmas trees
Is there a time for laying tables
And the night is set to freeze


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