下面兩段「英文」，要熟悉Chinglish的人才會明白的。
第一段：
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
第二段，由10倒數到1：
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
這個笑話凸顯了我們有些學英文的朋友的發音毛病，例如聲母和韻母發音不準確，尾音偷懶不唸等等。
有誰不知道哪個數字代表哪個英文字的，請留言。讀者知道答案的，不妨也留言代我解答。
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