(中譯:Chris)
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
某愛爾蘭人癡肥得厲害,他的醫生要他節食。
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for two days, then skip a day....and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 lbs."
「我要你連續兩天正常進食,跳一天,然後正常進食兩天,如此進行兩個星期。下次來見我時,你應該起碼可以減五磅。」
When the Irishman returned he shocked the doctor by having lost 30lbs.
愛爾蘭人如期再來時,把醫生嚇了一跳,因為他減了三十磅!
"Why that's amazing !" said the doctor. "Did you follow my instructions?"
「咦!奇怪耶!」醫生說:「你是否遵照我的指示做的呵?」
The Irishman nodded...
愛爾蘭人點點頭。
"I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on that 3rd day."
「不過我想告訴您, 到第三日我辛苦到想死呢......」
"From the hunger you mean?" asked the doctor.
「是餓得太難受吧?」醫生問。
"No, from the bloody skippin!"
「才不是!是要跳他媽的一天啊!」
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