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婚前與婚後

子貓物語 於 2014-10-25 00:00:00 發表  |  累積瀏覽 518

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英文笑話:Before and after the Wedding...(附廣東話翻譯)

Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!
老公:終於等到今日咯!

Wife: Do you want me to leave?
老婆:你想我離開你嗎?

Husband: No! Don't even think about that.
老公:點會!諗都冇諗過!

Wife: Do you love me?
老婆:你會唔會愛我?

Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
老公:仲使問?梗會啦!


Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
老婆:你會唔會呃我?

Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
老公:唔會!點解咁問?
  
Wife: Will you kiss me?
老婆:你會唔會錫我?

Husband: Every chance I get!
老公:等都等唔切啦!

Wife: Will you hit me?
老婆:你唔做得打我架可?

Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
老公:梗係唔得啦,你傻架?

Wife: Can I trust you?
老婆:我係唔係可以相信你?

Husband: Yes.
老公:係!

Wife: Oh my Darling!
老婆:啊!老公仔!


This was BEFORE the wedding, now read from end (bottom) to the top) to see what happens AFTER the wedding...
以上是婚禮前的對話。婚禮之後的對話呢,由尾讀返上頭可也。


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